Jaworski's Office:
So today was day two of cleaning out my professor's office, we think that he is going to retire? maybe. actually what jaworski is doing is not clear and its really irritating all of my profs. what you have to understand about jaworski is that he is the strangest man i've ever met. i love him but he is super weird. what did i accomplish is two days? i cleaned out 1 book self. seriously. He has that many books. so here is a list of things that i found in a BOOKSHELF in two days.
1 frog coin purse made from an actual frog
1 rubber snake (scared the hell out of me, i almost peed myself)
1 flash drive shaped like a sperm
10 packets of Winsor tea
1 bottle of moonshine made from corn (Jaworski informed me that i'm not allowed to have any... ok?)
2 bags of buttons (just buttons, nothing special about them)
2 books called Intoxication, they're about drugs.
about 20 cookbooks.
1 book entitled The Magic of Spinning (like spinning wool)
A banjo
A whistle
and a snake skull...
What? this was in a bookshelf? plus there were at least 12 boxes of books...
as a side note, i was also informed that there is a "X-rated" section and a wine making section in his office... i'm not allowed to take books from either of these places... umm... good to know?
1 frog coin purse made from an actual frog
1 rubber snake (scared the hell out of me, i almost peed myself)
1 flash drive shaped like a sperm
10 packets of Winsor tea
1 bottle of moonshine made from corn (Jaworski informed me that i'm not allowed to have any... ok?)
2 bags of buttons (just buttons, nothing special about them)
2 books called Intoxication, they're about drugs.
about 20 cookbooks.
1 book entitled The Magic of Spinning (like spinning wool)
A banjo
A whistle
and a snake skull...
What? this was in a bookshelf? plus there were at least 12 boxes of books...
as a side note, i was also informed that there is a "X-rated" section and a wine making section in his office... i'm not allowed to take books from either of these places... umm... good to know?
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